RE: What Amusing or Unpleasant Experiences Have You Had At (Any Type Of) School?
August 8, 2011 at 3:20 am
(This post was last modified: August 8, 2011 at 3:30 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Once saw a kid in chemistry class (about age 14) add more acid to an experiment (or was it water?) producing a gratifying explosion.There was a disappointing level of personal injury;EG no deaths,missing limbs. permanent blindness etc. The principal was taking the class, hence the criminal negligence. However, I'd never seen him move so fast.He threw that kid under the emergency lab shower within about 15 seconds. Remarkable. Sadly, he remained a complete arsehole in every other way.
I'm happy to be able to report that I learned about three months ago that the old cunt has finally carked it.
There was also popular practical jokemearing Vegemite, which is brown and looks exactly like shit, on the black plastic toilet seats.
The school also had one of those drink coolers which have water in them,and leave the necks of the bottles exposed. One Monday morning, the principal had apoplexy. Some dastard(s) had removed the tops from all of the bottles (they would have needed a bottle opener) several were empty,with straw sticking out. Of course we all thought it was hilarious, and so naturally ,some guys got belted for laughing.That alleged school was a horrible fucking hole.
I'm happy to be able to report that I learned about three months ago that the old cunt has finally carked it.
There was also popular practical jokemearing Vegemite, which is brown and looks exactly like shit, on the black plastic toilet seats.
The school also had one of those drink coolers which have water in them,and leave the necks of the bottles exposed. One Monday morning, the principal had apoplexy. Some dastard(s) had removed the tops from all of the bottles (they would have needed a bottle opener) several were empty,with straw sticking out. Of course we all thought it was hilarious, and so naturally ,some guys got belted for laughing.That alleged school was a horrible fucking hole.