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Religion is like a penis
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RE: Religion is like a penis
August 10, 2011 at 3:35 am (This post was last modified: August 10, 2011 at 3:48 am by Rokcet Scientist.)
(August 10, 2011 at 2:34 am)nickos777 Wrote: maybe,they're satan's little helpers?[i've long thought that about clergy anyway!]

Of course they are! "Satan", after all, is God's alter ego. They're one and the same. Yin and Yang. Can't get the one without the other. It's a package deal.
And since God is also the Son, and the Holy Ghost, and the Burning Bush, and Noah's Dove, etc., God clearly comes in many guises (like the average hold-up artist...).
And as we know from mythology so do Shiva, Yaweh, Zeus, Wotan, Quetzalcoatl, etc. It's a Club! It's the club of the shifty shapeshifters. And clergy are their caddies, their ass-kissers.
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Religion is like a penis - by Rokcet Scientist - August 9, 2011 at 8:26 pm
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Cinjin - August 10, 2011 at 12:31 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by nickos777 - August 10, 2011 at 1:54 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Cinjin - August 10, 2011 at 8:50 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Kayenneh - August 10, 2011 at 2:09 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by nickos777 - August 10, 2011 at 2:22 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Kayenneh - August 10, 2011 at 2:27 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by nickos777 - August 10, 2011 at 2:34 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Rokcet Scientist - August 10, 2011 at 3:35 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by nickos777 - August 10, 2011 at 5:53 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Justtristo - August 10, 2011 at 7:50 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Dotard - August 10, 2011 at 8:56 am
RE: Religion is like a penis - by Rokcet Scientist - August 10, 2011 at 4:24 pm

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