RE: One sentence that throws the problem of evil out of the window.
November 7, 2017 at 10:22 pm
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2017 at 10:25 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Who invented agriculture and reduced what was, up to that point, a life of constant hunger? Allah.
Who invented the written word and with it a means of preserving generational knowledge? Allah.
Who invented the cures and treatments for myriad diseases inflicted upon us since the dawn of time? Allah
Who came up with the very roofs over our heads and the clothes on our backs? Allah
Howsabout this magic box we're using to discuss the subject of god and his greatness? Allah
No...no, wait a minute..Allah didn't do any of that shit. That was us....and boy oh boy is he super-pissed about it! I'm just glad he's over his skyscraper destroying phase, personally.
Who invented the written word and with it a means of preserving generational knowledge? Allah.
Who invented the cures and treatments for myriad diseases inflicted upon us since the dawn of time? Allah
Who came up with the very roofs over our heads and the clothes on our backs? Allah
Howsabout this magic box we're using to discuss the subject of god and his greatness? Allah
No...no, wait a minute..Allah didn't do any of that shit. That was us....and boy oh boy is he super-pissed about it! I'm just glad he's over his skyscraper destroying phase, personally.
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