Too many near death experiences

[Abaddon_ire]

You are missing the word "Near".

Near Death Experience = not dead at all.

Why it is that people miss this is beyond me.

I've been trying to point that out to these waterheads for yonks - if the subjects were dead, the experiences would be called 'DEs'. Talk to a wall. 

Boru

Perhaps it might be that some people are unaware just how trippy being at deaths door actually is. For example, take an unexpected trip to ICU and get all jacked up on serious drugs. Then we might have a basis for a conversation. Because that is one hell of a trip. The amount of looney toons that went through my head was nothing short of astonishingly bizarre. 

But none of it was real.