Satan, anti-christ, false prophet

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The unholy Trinity.  Corresponding to the 'other' Trinity, Father, son and Holy Ghost.

We all know about Satan, as for the anti-Christ, we've had no shortage of contenders, from Ronald Wilson Reagan (count the letters, tee hee) to Fred Phelps and Joseph Stalin. Might even give a (dis)honorable mention to Pat Robertson.

As for a false prophet, shit, no shortage of those, Christianity is replete and chock a block full of them.  From Joe Smith to Joseph Franklin Rutherford one can scarcely look at a Christian schism or denomination without finding prophets (or prophetesses) who get things wrong wrong wrong.

So, the situation is murky.  We'd be looking not for just a false prophet, but THE false prophet.  

Any particular turd seem to rise to the top of the septic tank to anyone ??

Satan is a dickless wonder angel! The antichrist is someone's imagination. John is the only one of the biblical authors who talks about the antichristos as anyone whom denies that the Messiah has come in the flesh. John also wrote Revelation and that word does not appear in that book. Where did that idea come from?

A false profit is someone who stands in front and tells us something that is false. The word transliterated as "profit" is prophEtEs which means: pro--in-front, phEtEs-to-tell--in-front-to-tell. It does not refer to time, as in future telling, but place.

As far as the "Holy Trinity", don't get me started with the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause and the Ghost.

Where do they come up with such complete nonsense like "The Holy Trinity" and "The Antichrist"? Not the bible, as I have read it and it says no such things. Possibly it was someone filled with the Ghost I myself, am filled with the Spirit of Gin and loving it!