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Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
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Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
December 2, 2017 at 3:23 pm
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...EyMzcyOQS2


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Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan - by Minimalist - December 2, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan - by purplepurpose - December 2, 2017 at 3:38 pm
RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan - by Chad32 - December 2, 2017 at 3:48 pm
RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan - by Autumnlicious - December 3, 2017 at 1:44 pm
RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2017 at 4:55 pm

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