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Space Directive Un, Part Duex...no trois..no....
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Space Directive Un, Part Duex...no trois..no....
Here is a link to a credible source
http://spacenews.com/president-to-sign-s...ve-monday/

-aaaaand heres a whole lot more fun.
Quote:So why does the fucknut currently squatting in the Obamas’ house want to go to the moon? Join us in speculation:
  • He wants to add “First President to send men to the moon” to his unrivaled list of many, many, great accomplishments, really, so much more than any other president. Winning bigly!

  • Someone told him he can find clean Space Coal on the moon.

  • Because that sweet sweet Space Pussy ain’t gonna grab itself.

  • The moon is outside of Mueller’s jurisdiction.

  • Ivanka is about to launch a line of cheap moon rocket parts made in China.

  • Putin told him to.
https://wonkette.com/626836/donald-trump...o-the-moon

Kidding aside, I feel as if this "to the moon again - and then mars" business is getting old.  We meant it once upon a time, and what that effort showed us was that you don;t get there unless you mean it.  This will be the third consecutive administration to mouth such a policy, and if the last two are any indication..this will be the third consecutive administration to chronically underfund it's objectives. We've been "going back to the moon" for nigh on fifteen years now, not that anyone could tell...what with having to hitch rides into orbit like common space bums.
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Space Directive Un, Part Duex...no trois..no.... - by The Grand Nudger - December 11, 2017 at 1:14 pm

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