(December 12, 2017 at 3:30 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(December 12, 2017 at 3:26 pm)Hammy Wrote: I once sat on a screwdriver and it hurt my butthole so much I couldn't talk for a few minutes. And for a few seconds I could barely breathe.
And by "screwdriver" I don't mean a vodka and orange mixer. I mean a big fucking screwdriver with a big red handle.
This story is 100% true. And it was the most painful experience of my life.
Thankfully, it didn't penetrate far and there was no damage.
For starters . . . I flinched so fast it couldn't get very far up. Thank goodness I didn't sit down hard.
But yeah... it wasn't great.
That's as close to a nightmare I have experienced. But I was awake and this actually happened!
If you ever want to give it another try I'm sure Vorlon could make sure you have a better experience next time out.
Here's an old Staff interview from 2010 where I'm asked, among many things, what the most painful experience of my life was and the answer was also the screwdriver incident
https://atheistforums.org/thread-3591.html
