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The pope hasn't read the bible.
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The pope hasn't read the bible.
Quote:He said the first fake news dated from the biblical beginning of time, when Eve was tempted to take an apple from the Garden of Eden based on disinformation from the serpent.

Gen: 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Musht be shome mishtake.

Gen: 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

Catholisism: Comedy gold.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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The pope hasn't read the bible. - by Succubus - January 24, 2018 at 1:03 pm
RE: The pope hasn't read the bible. - by Chad32 - January 24, 2018 at 2:05 pm

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