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Did nobody teach this guy to read?

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Did nobody teach this guy to read?
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Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 12:59 pm (This post was last modified: January 2, 2019 at 1:16 pm by Brian37.)
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.... 



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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 2:02 pm
Maybe he thought the mask would help.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 2:20 pm
This 'cycle of violence must stop!
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 2:22 pm
Agreed.  The attempted theft clearly shows the guy to be a cyclepath.

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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 2:34 pm
Gawad and Boru, your corny jokes are a crime in and of themselves. What is important is that this perp gets help and doesn't get caught in a bad cycle in and out of prison.
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:04 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 2:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Gawad and Boru, your corny jokes are a crime in and of themselves.  What is important is that this perp gets help and doesn't get caught in a bad cycle in and out of prison.

That's a fair point, and I do hope he gets help.  But you should know that a lot of pedalphiles are recidivists.

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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:29 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 5:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 2, 2019 at 2:34 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Gawad and Boru, your corny jokes are a crime in and of themselves.  What is important is that this perp gets help and doesn't get caught in a bad cycle in and out of prison.

That's a fair point, and I do hope he gets help.  But you should know that a lot of pedalphiles are recidivists.

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Seriously dude, you are bucking for a lawsuit, that is the second time in two weeks you almost made me choke on my beer! "Pedalphiles"..... DAMN YOU! Now that was funny.

I can see the police interviewing the bike, "Show us on this BMX where the perp touched you?"

Bike, "Well, first he touched my chain, then he was going to sit on me."
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:43 pm
Maybe the bike in question should retain a good spokes-person.

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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:45 pm
(January 2, 2019 at 5:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe the bike in question should retain a good spokes-person.

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HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING!  That is 3 times now! Hilarious
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RE: Did nobody teach this guy to read?
January 2, 2019 at 5:46 pm
Too many recycled jokes in this thread.
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