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The pope hasn't read the bible.
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RE: The pope hasn't read the bible.
Yeah, there was no disinformation. The snake told it like it was. Either a day to god is a thousand years to us, and he doesn't understand how we reckon time, or he was lying. And the story even says the main reason they die at all is because he blocked off the tree of life. The fruit they ate wasn't even what directly caused them to die. This story is a bit like the greek story of Prometheus, which makes sense because the greeks wrote a large part of the bible. Except Prometheus is portrayed as a hero for doing roughly the same thing.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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The pope hasn't read the bible. - by Succubus - January 24, 2018 at 1:03 pm
RE: The pope hasn't read the bible. - by Chad32 - January 24, 2018 at 2:05 pm

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