Conservatives have more self-control

[A Theist]

...and to get us a beer to help wash down the sammich. And while they're at it, they can hand us the TV remote too.

<singing softly>

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
And go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on baby you can fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Then put another log on the fire babe
And come and tell me why you're leaving me

A woman's work ... never done!

Yup. Yes indeed. It's been that way since prehistoric times...