(February 2, 2018 at 10:23 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(February 2, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I would just like to say that I'd rather have a peacock on a plane than a kid.
Ideally I would prefer neither but if I had to choose, some smelly, noisy, snot-nosed kid is going to come in second.
Wait until the peacock takes to the air inside the plane, land its 10 lb ass on your head, sinks it’s talons into your scalp, and shit on your shoulders.
Still better than some kid crying his fucking ass off for the whole flight.