Actual conversation I had with a distant relative:
Her: Why don't you believe in Jesus?
Me: Well! For one thing I would have to stop believing in Evolution!
Her: You could still accept Jesus now and he would deal with you later on Evolution.
Me: Oh, great! I could become a Christian and Jesus would make me stupider!
Her: Why don't you believe in Jesus?
Me: Well! For one thing I would have to stop believing in Evolution!
Her: You could still accept Jesus now and he would deal with you later on Evolution.
Me: Oh, great! I could become a Christian and Jesus would make me stupider!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!