The Silliest Conversation You Will Ever Have With A Christian

[Shell B]

I thought it was a pretty silly appeal to emotion when my aunt texted me the morning before a surgery and said, "I know you don't pray, but please pray for me today." I love her, so I awkwardly prayed just so I wouldn't have to lie to her, but I realized later that she wasn't looking for my help with prayer. I truly believe she was manipulating me, and I feel duped. Another silly one I had was with my sister. She asked me if I would concede that there was a god if I saw proof. Of course, I said yes. She then said, "Oh, so you're not an Atheist." She sounded relieved, but I made sure to assure her that she was wrong. Another aunt cried when I told her I'm an atheist. She was drunk and sobbed that she didn't want me to go to hell. I really love that aunt. She's an amazing lady, even if she's duped by the Big Fraud.

(Oddly enough, I wasn't raised religious. My father isn't religious, and my mother can't be bothered to attend church and worship. I have no idea why my sister believes in god or care whether I do.)