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The Silliest Conversation You Will Ever Have With A Christian
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RE: The Silliest Conversation You Will Ever Have With A Christian
Thank the Markovians for repressed memories like this one. 

The Mummy Returns. Rachel Weiss gets killed and is returned to life. At one point she asks hubby if he'd like to know what Heaven looks like. 

Afterwards, driving to dinner, my date says:

"I wish they would have let her tell us what Heaven looked like!"

"Uh, how would they know?"


"God wouldn't let them get it wrong." 

First date/last date.
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RE: The Silliest Conversation You Will Ever Have With A Christian - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 12, 2018 at 7:47 am

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