Christian: I hear you think you're an atheist.
Me: Yep, it's sort of a 'I think it, therefore I am it' kind of thing.
Christian: Do you believe in air?
Me (sensing some sort of trap): Yes, I accept the existence of air as self-evident.
Christian: It takes faith to believe there will still be air tomorrow.
Me: I don't think the words you're using mean the same thing to me as they do to you.
Me: Yep, it's sort of a 'I think it, therefore I am it' kind of thing.
Christian: Do you believe in air?
Me (sensing some sort of trap): Yes, I accept the existence of air as self-evident.
Christian: It takes faith to believe there will still be air tomorrow.
Me: I don't think the words you're using mean the same thing to me as they do to you.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
