RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 3:17 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
See, you're playing into the serpent's hand. You should instead adopt the practice pioneered by RCC Clergy, whereby you avoid molesting children by wearing fancy (and very soft) robes.
(only the inner layer need be cleaned, this cuts down on the bill)
(only the inner layer need be cleaned, this cuts down on the bill)
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