What Major Intellectual Issue Most Keeps You From Accepting The Christian Narrative?

[DLJ]

An 'all loving god' is going to send people to hell for simply loving and having sexual relations with someone of the same sex.  And that this god cares so much about what people do in their own bedrooms.  Doesn't fucking compute.  Could only be manmade.

It does compute.

Sexual relations are only allowed through the institute of marriage, the purpose of sex is to reproduce. men and women having sex outside of marriage is wrong, just the same as same sex couples have sex is wrong, those things are perversions of what God set up in the beginning.

Sin is nothing more than perversion... For example a lie is a perversion of the truth.


Sex was not the intended way for humans to be produced, we were supposed to be formed from the earth just like Adam was.

Adam had this power but lost it through the fall.

Therefore God allowed man to reproduce by sex through marriage.

Gotta ask... is that parody?  If so, bravo, sir, bravo!

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and there is nothing the least bit wrong with same-sex couples having sex.

According to The Book Of My People™ there is nothing wrong with it as long as you don't lie with a woman as you would lie with a man.

Remember that womenz is property and should be treated accordingly.  But a man is an equal and should be treated with respect.  

So,
man-on-man = equal respect.
man-on-woman = same as screwing your slaves
woman-on-woman = I dunno, maybe like your pets having a go at each other?

So it is written.