Quote:How does one explain the physical properties of "god" creating an earthquake or hurricane?
Duh! Read the Bible. It says that yahweh gets mad and shakes the pillars which are the foundations of the earth. That's how earthquakes happen. These heathen scientists all tell us the earth is round and revolves around the sun but if you read the Bible, you know it rests on pillars. And hurricanes can't really happen because the Bible says that the shore is a line that the Lord has drawn that prevents the sea from crossing. The Bible says it. I believe it. That settles it.
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Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
