I wear no ornamentation except spectacles, and they are nothing special. For a timepiece, I used my pager before I retired, and use my cell phone for that now. I don't even wear my wedding ring, even though I've had it for 37+ years. I worked with electrical equipment quite a bit, and just got out of the habit. Plus, I do wood working and repair and maintain my own vehicles, do many things around the house that could cost me a finger. We just came back from pruning a bottle brush tree to within an inch of its life at our rental house. No rings for me!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.