What goes on your dog?

[Fireball]

... or between the buns to avoid puppies.


You still didn’t answer my question. Lol

Hot Dogs are one of the few thing I refuse to eat. There's no proper meat in them, it's all mechanically recovered shite. Earhole, eyehole, aresehole, foreskin, labia, left ventricle, right ventricle and colon con contents. And lot's of other stuff I won't list least it put you off your tea. Now 'Spam' on the other hand is the food of champion... or is that Newcastle Brown Ale?

You left out lips and ears. They use bull penis cartilage for canes and dog chews here in the US. The wife quit buying them due to the rapid rate at which our dogs ate them up. SPAM is a substance you won't find in the Fireball household, along with Velveeta and the stuff that pretends to be mayo, but isn't. I haven't seen it in so long that I don't remember what it is even called. I don't eat mayo either, for that matter. Now, a nookie broon is a good thing.