I buy bizarre things at white elephant sales. In the past several years, I've purchased: A pair of stuffed owls, a hand-cranked pencil sharpener in the likeness of Charlie Chaplin, an Agatha Christie hardback that I bought solely for the inscription ('Jimmer - Don't tell Marsha I gave you this, too much drama. See you soon, Edgar.'), an unopened box of crayolas that are all the same colour (red), a set of cigarette cards depicting famous Prussian generals, and a moustache cup with 'Mom' hand painted on it.
I get a kick out of doing this. It drives the missus spare - she's the practical one, always looking for bargains that she can resell. Takes all the fun out of it, if you ask me.
Boru
I get a kick out of doing this. It drives the missus spare - she's the practical one, always looking for bargains that she can resell. Takes all the fun out of it, if you ask me.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
