Nope. You all are wrong. You need to get an Old English Sheepdog, combined with an Irish Wolfhound. And you need to get one from a shelter where the workers will assure you that the most the dog will ever weigh is 35 pounds.
Forget looking at the massive puppy paws when the dog is 9 weeks old. Discard the 195 pounds it'll weigh when it's two years old. Ignore the fact that when standing on its hind legs, it will see eye to eye with a man six feet tall or that when sitting, it can easily steal food from a plate at the table. Just buy it a seven foot long couch as a chew toy and you're all set!
That my story and I'm sticking to it.
Best. Dog. Ever.
Forget looking at the massive puppy paws when the dog is 9 weeks old. Discard the 195 pounds it'll weigh when it's two years old. Ignore the fact that when standing on its hind legs, it will see eye to eye with a man six feet tall or that when sitting, it can easily steal food from a plate at the table. Just buy it a seven foot long couch as a chew toy and you're all set!
That my story and I'm sticking to it.
Best. Dog. Ever.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
