Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am

Can I answer the OP for the theists?

Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.

Reasoning?

Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.

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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Chad32 - March 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 25, 2018 at 2:17 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 9:00 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 25, 2018 at 9:20 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 9:38 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by brewer - March 25, 2018 at 9:10 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 9:24 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 9:47 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 30, 2018 at 1:30 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 30, 2018 at 1:45 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 30, 2018 at 9:43 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 30, 2018 at 9:50 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Anomalocaris - March 30, 2018 at 11:16 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 31, 2018 at 12:36 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 31, 2018 at 1:01 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - March 31, 2018 at 1:40 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 31, 2018 at 2:38 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Godscreated - April 1, 2018 at 1:36 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - April 1, 2018 at 1:37 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vulcanlogician - March 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 24, 2018 at 5:36 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 2:35 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Minimalist - March 24, 2018 at 6:03 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Minimalist - March 24, 2018 at 6:58 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 9:15 am

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by brewer - March 25, 2018 at 12:47 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2018 at 5:37 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 6:45 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 9:28 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 9:36 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Anomalocaris - March 25, 2018 at 9:39 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 9:47 am

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 9:35 am

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 9:53 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 9:55 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 10:21 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 10:35 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 10:43 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 10:52 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Anomalocaris - March 25, 2018 at 10:58 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 11:01 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Anomalocaris - March 25, 2018 at 11:06 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Anomalocaris - March 25, 2018 at 10:33 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 4:54 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 5:41 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 6:27 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 6:32 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 6:43 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 6:49 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Grandizer - March 25, 2018 at 6:53 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 7:11 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 7:16 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 7:27 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 7:41 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Amarok - March 26, 2018 at 8:15 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 25, 2018 at 10:33 am

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2018 at 5:54 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 6:38 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Huggy Bear - March 25, 2018 at 6:50 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 6:59 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Minimalist - March 25, 2018 at 6:43 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by The Valkyrie - March 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Succubus - March 26, 2018 at 5:56 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by brewer - March 26, 2018 at 11:16 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 25, 2018 at 8:46 pm

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by The Grand Nudger - March 26, 2018 at 2:44 pm

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by The Grand Nudger - March 31, 2018 at 9:44 am

RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Amarok - March 31, 2018 at 10:33 am

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