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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am)Chad32 Wrote: Yet he's depicted in artwork as humanoid, and Jesus is said to have kept the scars from his crucifixion, so which is it? Am I supposed to believe you over Michaelangelo?

 You will be better off believing me than a gay artist. God the Father is the One being discussed here, Jesus is the result of God the Father sending God the Holy Spirit to work a miracle with Mary. Don't anyone get offended about the gay reference, I'm only pointing out that God condemns the actions of gays.

GC


It's going to be hard to not be offended. God the father has a backside, once walked in Eden, and almost got beat in a wrestling match. He also gets off on the smell of blood. So at one point he was quite physical. Old theists going by old stories of a more down to earth deity.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by Chad32 - March 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm

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