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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
(March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So god the father and god the holy spirit had a three way with Mary?

The kinky little devils!

You are repulsive at the best and doomed in the end if you continue down this path.

GC

Scripture repeatedly IDs Jesus as the Son of God, yet the impregnation of Virgin Mary was conducted by Holy Spirit.

Better you get accustomed to this raising questions than to just dismissing the inquiries. Clearly, something that might have been particularly distasteful (Holy Spirit collecting and transporting and injecting God's seminal emissions into a teenage girls uterus) occurred.

Maybe God should not have delegated this task ??

Or even better, He could have used a tried and true method and formed Jesus's body from the mud of the earth and then blown Jesus soul onboard with His mighty nostrils. We still get a Savior that way, and the specter of Holy Spirit stimulating God's penis to the point of ejaculation is precluded.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by vorlon13 - March 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

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