RE: Best Theistic Arguments
April 19, 2018 at 6:53 pm
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2018 at 6:54 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Psh, so unamerican. Why have one when you can have as many as you want? Microtargeted gods...down to inanely hilarious specifics. As many as the stars in the sky.
Jeff, the god of biscuits that hit a dirty floor -after- you've put honey on them; but decide to eat anyway....on even numbered tuesdays that aren't rainy.
-repeat ad infinitum.
Jeff, the god of biscuits that hit a dirty floor -after- you've put honey on them; but decide to eat anyway....on even numbered tuesdays that aren't rainy.
-repeat ad infinitum.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
