RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 30, 2018 at 5:25 am
(This post was last modified: April 30, 2018 at 5:28 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 29, 2018 at 1:24 pm)pocaracas Wrote:(April 29, 2018 at 12:44 pm)Hammy Wrote: You know your sex life is bad when you're:
1. A guy.
2. You fake an orgasm.
3. You're alone in your bedroom...
Are those cumulative?
Are they an "AND" thing, or an "OR" thing?
Oh okay let me be clear in the Hammiest of ways:
1. You're a guy.
2. Your sex life is not necessarily bad.
1.a. You fake an orgasm.
2.a. Your sex life is not necessarily bad.
1.b. You're alone in your bedroom.
2.b. So what?
1.c. You're a guy and you also fake an orgasm.
2.c. That's pretty bad, but maybe it's not your fault.
1.d. You're a guy and you're alone in your bedroom.
2.d. So what?
1.e. You're a guy and you fake an orgasm while alone in your bedroom.
2.e. You know your sex life is bad.
Clear?
(April 29, 2018 at 6:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why would I fake Roy Orbison?
LOL
(April 29, 2018 at 7:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, at least she doesn't sound like chewbacca! lol!
But the kid described in this video does: