You know your sex life is bad when you're:
1. A guy.
2. You fake an orgasm.
3. You're alone in your bedroom...
1. A guy.
2. You fake an orgasm.
3. You're alone in your bedroom...
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| Poll: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O? This poll is closed. |
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| Once I s'pose | 0 | 0% | |
| Yes | 0 | 0% | |
| YES YESS! | 0 | 0% | |
| OH GOD YEEEEEEEEES! | 2 | 33.33% | |
| Oh Iggy, I enjoyed your poll so much, do you have a cigarette? | 4 | 66.67% | |
| Total | 6 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
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  (April 28, 2018 at 11:34 am)Whateverist Wrote:(April 28, 2018 at 10:32 am)Joods Wrote: Yep. I have. Sorry, not sorry, but not every guy actually knows how to do it right. Nope. The guy was in his 30's. At his age, if he doesn't know how to please a woman, he shouldn't be having sex with one. Lol. As for teaching kids, I hope they wouldn't teach anything like this in high school. The last thing we need is for teenagers to be learning how to properly give orgasms. College age? Sure. But the person who takes my 15 year old daughter's virginity better run and hide if I ever find out what they did to her. At the very least, let them graduate from high school first and be able to move out and be on their own. You know....actually be responsible for paying bills and handling real life stuff first. Having an orgasm should be the last thing on their minds at that age. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Nope.
If you can't work it properly, why reward with fake applause? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (April 29, 2018 at 5:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nope. Not even to save my fragile little ego? 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Why would I fake Roy Orbison?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 29, 2018 at 6:53 pm)Fireball Wrote:(April 29, 2018 at 5:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nope. Is that what you call it? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Yeah, at least she doesn't sound like chewbacca! lol!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 29, 2018 at 7:31 pm
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2018 at 7:31 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(April 29, 2018 at 7:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, at least she doesn't sound like chewbacca! lol! Stop stroking your wookiee! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 30, 2018 at 5:25 am
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(April 29, 2018 at 1:24 pm)pocaracas Wrote:(April 29, 2018 at 12:44 pm)Hammy Wrote: You know your sex life is bad when you're: Oh okay let me be clear in the Hammiest of ways: 1. You're a guy. 2. Your sex life is not necessarily bad. 1.a. You fake an orgasm. 2.a. Your sex life is not necessarily bad. 1.b. You're alone in your bedroom. 2.b. So what? 1.c. You're a guy and you also fake an orgasm. 2.c. That's pretty bad, but maybe it's not your fault. 1.d. You're a guy and you're alone in your bedroom. 2.d. So what? 1.e. You're a guy and you fake an orgasm while alone in your bedroom. 2.e. You know your sex life is bad. Clear?  (April 29, 2018 at 6:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why would I fake Roy Orbison? LOL (April 29, 2018 at 7:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Yeah, at least she doesn't sound like chewbacca! lol! But the kid described in this video does: |
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