But then man created gatherings to worship Poppy. Some wanted Poppy to remain much the same but others wanted to confer even greater flavorings unto Poppy. Out of this came buttered and cheesy and kettle and a host of others. Some even began co-mingling with nuts and spices. And there was much gnashing of teeth and enmity arose between the different flavorings of Poppy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.