Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain.

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Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain.

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RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain.

September 9, 2011 at 3:55 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2011 at 3:59 pm by Anomalocaris.)

Quote:My roommate who's from Texas said, "You know, Gov. Perry prayed for rain and Austin burst into flames. Texas hasn't had a wildfire in 25 years. If those people believe that Perry could ask God to send rain, they gotta believe that the fire is his answer."

Quote:This is actually a true statistic: You are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than you are to die in a plane crash.

So if you are a Texan, your chance of dying in a drought induced wild fire is literally infinite times greater after Risk Perry praying to the Christain god for rain. I guess the vulcan the god of fire was not pleased.

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Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Anymouse - September 5, 2011 at 6:14 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Minimalist - September 5, 2011 at 6:22 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by coffeeveritas - September 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by The Grand Nudger - September 5, 2011 at 6:28 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Minimalist - September 5, 2011 at 6:48 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by The Grand Nudger - September 9, 2011 at 2:28 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by coffeeveritas - September 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Minimalist - September 9, 2011 at 2:52 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by The Grand Nudger - September 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Anomalocaris - September 9, 2011 at 3:55 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Cinjin - September 9, 2011 at 6:23 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Faith No More - September 9, 2011 at 6:47 pm

RE: Told Bro-in-law to tell Gov. Perry to quit praying for rain. - by Minimalist - September 9, 2011 at 7:20 pm

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