RE: The Lie Known as "Salvation"0.
June 3, 2018 at 11:57 pm
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2018 at 12:29 am by Haipule.)
(June 3, 2018 at 8:59 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Well, at least you've rationalized a way to sleep at night.I hope you haven't rationalized a way not to sleep! I wonder how many people worry about shit they can't possible control? Yet, you have people in your immediate vicinity that can use your great love! Are they not more important than starving children in Africa? Because we can't help the people in Africa does not mean anyone is useless! Stick closer to home: there is plenty of need!
(June 3, 2018 at 11:56 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote:South Park: I remember that episode of South Park and putting the balls in the microwave, so that they grow huge, and bounce around on there Sit n Bounce, bouncy balls so that they can be prescribed medical marijuana!(June 3, 2018 at 7:06 pm)Haipule Wrote: Nice start! "Believing" in God is only for the completely useless! Glad your being useful! However, full usefulness requires a trust in a Father so you can have huge balls! My Father is BIG! So are my balls!
I never said believers were useless. I couldn't be a functional adult, especially in the United States, if I thought all believers were useless. I think they'd still be useful if they didn't believe though. Although I hate to put people in categories of "usefull" and 'useless." Even people that I don't like, and that tends to be for very good reason, are useful to somebody.
But, I'm happy with my balls. I don't need to bounce around on them like that episode of South Park.
The bible does not designate who is a "believer" and an "unbeliever". But does teach you to recognize the useful and the useless. As a useful person, be wary of useless crap whom will suck you dry! I once met one of the most successful "pinchers" of all time standing at a freeway entrance with a cleverly written sign. He made 85k a year--part-time!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.