After the Zombie Apocaplypse - Serious Questions for an Unserious Topic

[The Magic Pudding]

After the zombie apocalypse, after the narrowly won victory, after the days and nights of swinging and splattering our neighbours with variable levels of regret, we will gather and revel and plan to retain our hard won skills, just as our ancestors did before us.

I still think a cricket bat is more elegant than a baseball club, and what's with that hit forward crap, a hit's a hit.