Genesis interpretations - how many are there?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Atheists, not believers, are ultimately responsible for the multiple interpretations of Genesis:  Every time we have the temerity, the unholy gall, to point out inconsistencies and logical/factual errors in their creation myth, they trot out a new version in a more and more desperate attempt to salvage whatever remains of their clumsy faery story.

In short, there are exactly as many Genesis interpretations as there are fatal errors in Genesis.

Boru

It's gotten to a point were it's essentially a choose your own adventure book

Heh.  'If you slaughter the Amalekites, turn to page 80.  If you spare them, turn to page 53...'

Boru