Genesis interpretations - how many are there?

[Haipule]

if you can't prove there are contradictions then you haven't a leg to stand on and thus there is no contradictions.

G-C being too pig-headed to acknowledge what is pointed out to you is not "scholarship."  Frankly, it childish.

Why are fundies the only ones who cannot see what is clearly written in their own fucking book?  Or is it that they refuse to see?

I know that you give me a ration of shit at every opportunity. Actually, I love it! Man, I appreciate you so much! If you ever act upon your suicidal tendency: it would only result in a brain drain.

Thanks for keeping me HUMBLED. Anyone who claims that they are "humble" is a lying turd! Anyone who claims superior knowledge because they went to fucking college is a complete fuck wit! Including seminary! And if we listen to them without challenge then, we only have ourselves to blame.

The bible tells us to challenge, challenge, challenge! It does not say that "spirit filled" with a imagined gift cannot lie! Fundies are "spirit filled" bold faced liars claiming, for themselves, an authority that God never gave them! 

The bible is about how to breath and live gloriously! Separating us from the insanely stupid! Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one. I do not wear my hair in a ponytail because I have observed correctly, in nature, that underneath every tail there is an asshole. I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE! Prick, yes! 

Great post Sir!