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Space Force?
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RE: Space Force?
The best explanation yet.  Borowitz.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...g2MjM5NgS2


Quote:Pence Calls Space Force Necessary to Protect U.S. from Gay Aliens

Quote:Pence detailed a nightmare scenario in which “gay aliens by the thousands” land in the U.S. in “seemingly cute spacecraft” and “subvert life in America as we know it.”

“Let’s say, for example, that these gay aliens can assume human form,” he said. “What’s to stop them from infiltrating normal bakeries and baking cakes for gay weddings?”
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Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 11:55 am
RE: Space Force? - by Silver - August 10, 2018 at 12:02 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 10, 2018 at 12:08 pm
RE: Space Force? - by RoadRunner79 - August 10, 2018 at 12:11 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Aroura - August 10, 2018 at 12:21 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 12:54 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 10, 2018 at 1:12 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 12:12 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Amarok - August 10, 2018 at 12:14 pm
RE: Space Force? - by purplepurpose - August 10, 2018 at 12:16 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 10, 2018 at 12:41 pm
RE: Space Force? - by vorlon13 - August 10, 2018 at 1:08 pm
RE: Space Force? - by RoadRunner79 - August 10, 2018 at 1:11 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 2:41 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 2:43 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 2:49 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 2:51 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 3:00 pm
RE: Space Force? - by vorlon13 - August 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Angrboda - August 10, 2018 at 3:17 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 3:21 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Angrboda - August 10, 2018 at 6:48 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 3:28 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 3:32 pm
RE: Space Force? - by The Valkyrie - August 10, 2018 at 3:33 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Crossless2.0 - August 10, 2018 at 3:42 pm
RE: Space Force? - by The Valkyrie - August 10, 2018 at 3:47 pm
RE: Space Force? - by LastPoet - August 10, 2018 at 3:57 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 10, 2018 at 4:03 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 10, 2018 at 3:44 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 3:49 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 10, 2018 at 3:54 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 3:49 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 4:34 pm
RE: Space Force? - by zebo-the-fat - August 10, 2018 at 5:09 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 5:11 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Minimalist - August 10, 2018 at 6:02 pm
RE: Space Force? - by Brian37 - August 10, 2018 at 6:03 pm

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