(August 10, 2018 at 2:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The best explanation yet. Borowitz.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...g2MjM5NgS2
Quote:Pence Calls Space Force Necessary to Protect U.S. from Gay Aliens
Quote:Pence detailed a nightmare scenario in which “gay aliens by the thousands” land in the U.S. in “seemingly cute spacecraft” and “subvert life in America as we know it.”
“Let’s say, for example, that these gay aliens can assume human form,” he said. “What’s to stop them from infiltrating normal bakeries and baking cakes for gay weddings?”
Not just to fight gay wedding cakes, but what about the sports those aliens may bring? And what if those aliens start interfering in human elections?
