He’ll have special space troopers in white and black armour, have his engineers design wedge shaped spaceships, dissolve the senate, and then give himself a Darth name and start blaming “rebels” for anything that goes wrong and spreading “fake news”.
Darth Dumbass?
Darth Dumbass?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"