RE: How to know your SO is a nerd.
August 29, 2018 at 10:45 am
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2018 at 10:51 am by mlmooney89.)
*he is playing Assassin's Creed III. I'm playing Assassin's Creed Black Flag next to him on a different TV*
Me: You really should put your ship between the enemy and your ally so you shield them.
Him: Don't tell me what to do. You are a girl and you are bad luck for a ship.
Me: Bitch I'm your grandfather and I've been on the seas since before your parents were even born two games ago.
*fractures arm*
Boss: Are you going to be okay to work?
"Yeah I will just eat a few wheels of cheese and I will be fine"
Boss: .... what?
*Tells this conversation to SO after work*
Him: You should have told her you'd go break some pots to look for hearts or asked her where the nearest fairy cave was."
*************
Me: I'm shaving above the knee.
Him: You must be a good hooker.
Me: You really should put your ship between the enemy and your ally so you shield them.
Him: Don't tell me what to do. You are a girl and you are bad luck for a ship.
Me: Bitch I'm your grandfather and I've been on the seas since before your parents were even born two games ago.
*fractures arm*
Boss: Are you going to be okay to work?
"Yeah I will just eat a few wheels of cheese and I will be fine"
Boss: .... what?
*Tells this conversation to SO after work*
Him: You should have told her you'd go break some pots to look for hearts or asked her where the nearest fairy cave was."
*************
Me: I'm shaving above the knee.
Him: You must be a good hooker.
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Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
