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Proof that I’m immoral
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Proof that I’m immoral
Just the other day someone put forward to me yet another moral dilemma.

I’m standing at a rail junction and there’s a runaway train coming down the track. On the tracks one way is a stranded carriage filled with babies and their mothers, while down the other is a stranded carriage full of disabled people.

I could only save one.

Which would I choose?

Well, that’s quite the dilemma. I had to think hard about what choice I would make. Finally, though, there was really only one choice.

I stabbed the questioner in the eye and stole his wallet.

I then donated his body (to myself) for medical experimentation.

Boy will the guy at the museum be shocked when he tries to remove the “googly eyes” from that Picasso painting...

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Proof that I’m immoral - by The Valkyrie - September 3, 2018 at 3:37 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 3, 2018 at 4:10 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by ignoramus - September 3, 2018 at 4:38 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by John V - September 3, 2018 at 4:43 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by energizer bunny - September 3, 2018 at 5:12 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by Lucanus - September 3, 2018 at 5:23 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 3, 2018 at 8:04 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by robvalue - September 3, 2018 at 8:36 am
RE: Proof that I’m immoral - by Anomalocaris - September 3, 2018 at 9:57 am

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