RE: Proof I'm Glen Moray
September 3, 2018 at 2:52 pm
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2018 at 3:02 pm by Lucanus.)
(September 3, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I’d drink you.
Wait! Did that read as inappropriate??
Good.
😇
Knowing your... field of expertise, I AM afraid that this is inappropriate in the entirely wrong way
(September 3, 2018 at 1:51 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Man, you've gotten me into some trouble before. For shame!
*Hugs* I'm sorry bae
(September 3, 2018 at 2:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm)LastPoet Wrote: So its true! There was a forum party with drinking. This is proof enough. It breaks my heart to not been invited.
Your invitation was lost in the dog.
The dog? Didn't the invitations come in newborn babies? There was even a joke about how they were like Catholic priests...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
