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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.

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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Good day, friends.

The truth has been shown to me. I was confronted by a spirit today, it took the form of a monkey-horse princess. It taught me the ways of the Yogage.

If you do not give yourself up to the giant Yoga-Lord of the cosmos then you will suffer an eternity of performing yoga whilst constantly defecating.

I will answer any questions about my new, totally not imaginary, scripture.

Join the Church of the Yogage today.

Peace brothers.





PS- This is definitely NOT a cult... It is NOT one of my get rich schemes, but it may result in me making lots of money.
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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light. - by frankiej - September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

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