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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm
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To mend the ways of ISIS and provide the missing balance,
which religion or cult would you sentence ISIS to join:
* Jehovah's Witness (against war and violence, and blood related procedures,
no witchcraft or secular holidays)
* Unification Church (mass marriages for peace and unity in one happy family)
* Buddhism (no violence, indoctrination, coercion, abuse of sex or intoxicants)
* Constitutionalism (due process, free exercise of religion, limited govt)
* Church of the Subgenius or other creative cult
* Christianity or Other (please specify which and why)
NOTE: If you vote for your own affiliation, please specify if you accept or don't accept responsibility for policing ISIS yourself,
but acknowledge you want to bestow this honor and responsibility on others in the group you recommend.
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 6:32 pm
What variety of Quaker (?) doesn't allow sex or reproduction ??
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 6:41 pm
Seems like there is a branch of something in Pennsylvania that is dying out because none of them ever had children. I'd like to see even more sexual frustration in the ME terror community.
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 7:27 pm
I'd be torn between two different flavors of Christianity; Catholicism or Quakers
Quakers because of the whole "violence is bad" thing, but honestly I don't think it would have much impact.
I'd actually go for Catholicism, traditional SSPX Catholicism at that. Why? The sense of guilt that permanently seems to hang over them and the fact they get less opportunities to breed.
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm
A religion that involves them all being hanged and put to death.
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm
(February 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm)Beccs Wrote: A religion that involves them all being hanged and put to death.
Sounds like Islam...
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 9:42 pm
(February 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: (February 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm)Beccs Wrote: A religion that involves them all being hanged and put to death.
Sounds like Islam...
If only they'd kill themselves and leave everyone else alone.
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