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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.

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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
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RE: Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
September 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm
(September 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm)frankiej Wrote: Good day, friends.

The truth has been shown to me. I was confronted by a spirit today, it took the form of a monkey-horse princess. It taught me the ways of the Yogage.

If you do not give yourself up to the giant Yoga-Lord of the cosmos then you will suffer an eternity of performing yoga whilst constantly defecating.

I will answer any questions about my new, totally not imaginary, scripture.

What a coincidence.

God contacted me today in the form of a walking talking walmart sign.

He told me two things. One - stop thanking him three times a fucking day for the food - that he gets it, we're all thankful!

and Two - I'm supposed to kill any one claiming to hear from other gods who take the form of ridiculous shapes that are not real. Go figure right?

Crazy stuff, but hey - I'll be over in a bit to kill you and your obvious false god.


Thank you walking talking walmart sign!
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RE: Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light. - by Cinjin - September 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm

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