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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.

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Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
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RE: Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light.
September 26, 2011 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2011 at 7:37 pm by Cinjin.)
(September 26, 2011 at 6:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote:


Where in the hell did you get that video of me leading my troops on gods holy assault of ElDinero?????
(September 26, 2011 at 7:32 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote: Come now brothers...
No, seriously, cum. That's what the sexy elephant who speaks through my toaster told me. He likes to watch. You can call him SESTT (Sexy Elephant Speaks Through Toaster) for short. He also says that the talking Wal-Mart sign is his holy ejaculant, which spreads lies, so I'll be spray-painting a giant elephant penis on your houses as soon as I find out where you live.

Also, I declare a holy war on cinjin as well. He has no morals, and must be stopped. My legions of followers [on FOX] will burn you, pagan witchthief virgin-snatcher Cinjin!

Clearly god is testing me and will prove his powerful might when I vanquish both of your armies and god not only leads me to victory but also the Detroit Lions this coming Sunday!!
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RE: Join me, my brothers. I will help you see the light. - by Cinjin - September 26, 2011 at 7:34 pm

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