Mary's Ten Year Pregnancy

[YahwehIsTheWay]

The most common apologetic to this and other problems with Jesus' bio is to push Quirinius back to Harod's time. It fails for many reasons. We knew where Quirinius was at that time, governor of a part of modern-day Turkey. Also, Judea at the time of Harod was a kingdom that only paid tribute to Rome. They had no reason to run the census. 

Of course, I have no use for apologetics. That's for people of weak faith. Jesus was two places at once. He was born before 4 BCE and after 6 CE at the same time.

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Wouldn't it be horribly funny if "failure to thrive" was the answer for the ten years. 10 attempts, 9 fails.

Always suspected the old bastard was omni-impotent!



Or maybe he made himself a dick so heavy even he couldn't get up?

Stop encouraging me!
Try the veal!

Not TRUE!!!!

Yahweh showed off his massive dick to Ezekiel. He was hot and hung. 

Seriously, I'm not kidding. A description of Yahweh's cock is in the Bible.

Ezekiel 1:27

And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.