Mary's Ten Year Pregnancy

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What would you consider better and why would it be an improvement?

I would consider it an improvement if a "god" could make his/her/its point without having to rely on the intricacies of various translations of human languages which, as you correctly point out, are open to interpretation.  The problem here is not that "god" spoke a particularly shitty dialect of Greek, it is that a "god" ( if there were such a being ) should not be constrained by it or anything else.

The stunning lack of evidence for any of the gods invented across the millennia by the human imagination has convinced me that all gods are bullshit.  Remember the wise words of Stephen Roberts.