RE: Losing your virginity.
September 29, 2011 at 4:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hmn, I just realized that I actually had something worthwhile to say on the subject. Get a decent job before you get laid. Don't want to have to ask her for a ride home after begging her for a ride to promised land.
(maybe he'll keep his pecker out of the pot for another week at the thought of the shame he would have to accept..lol)
(maybe he'll keep his pecker out of the pot for another week at the thought of the shame he would have to accept..lol)
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