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For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?'
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RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?'
"walking in here, dicks in hand, ready to show us all their holy "goodness" and why we should want it"

That phrase, delivered by your voice (the voice in my head) was worth that many kudos, yes. I laughed my ass off.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by 5thHorseman - September 27, 2011 at 4:12 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by Autumnlicious - September 27, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by Rayaan - September 27, 2011 at 4:31 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by 5thHorseman - September 27, 2011 at 4:33 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by Rayaan - September 27, 2011 at 4:43 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by 5thHorseman - September 28, 2011 at 4:17 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by Minimalist - September 27, 2011 at 4:33 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by thesummerqueen - September 28, 2011 at 7:12 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by 5thHorseman - September 30, 2011 at 2:19 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by The Grand Nudger - September 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by thesummerqueen - September 28, 2011 at 9:45 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by downbeatplumb - September 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 2:24 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by thesummerqueen - September 30, 2011 at 2:28 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by The Grand Nudger - September 30, 2011 at 2:32 pm
RE: For Statler Waldorf: 'Proof?' - by thesummerqueen - September 30, 2011 at 2:48 pm

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